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Bob Vila this bitch 

When one goes into a hardware store for needed supplies, but realizes tools are needed to complete the job. Instead of purchasing tools, one opens needed tools and assembles product in store.
Guy1: We need to cut this pipe in half, but I too cheap to buy the cutter.

Guy2: Screw it. Let's Bob Vila this bitch.
Bob Vila this bitch by burkis October 18, 2011

bob vila 

crude definition for a woman's extremely amazing breasts
she had tits so nice Bob Vila couldn't build a better rack...
bob vila by The Beav. September 6, 2008

bob villain 

The evil version of a Bob Vila (hand job), usually using hands rougher than sandpaper with a grit grade of 60 or lower due to severe callusing.
Leslie liked to give Dave a Bob Villain till his dick bled for a week afterwards.
bob villain by J-Sin October 3, 2011

The Bob Vila 

A sexual position involving some sort of ladder. Also helps to have random home improvement items around. pioneered by tom
Q: "did you fuck her?!"
A: "I totally gave her the bob vila."
The Bob Vila by FDCbass July 28, 2010

Bob Vila complex 

Someone who thinks he or she can fix anything or anybody... sonetimes arrogantly or ones own peril
Some doctors have God complex. House had rubinex cube complex and I have a Bob Vila complex
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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