free boat rides 

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

free boat rides by flushawaytpp March 4, 2019

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

Townes Boat Ride by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011

Gondola Boat Ride 

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.

Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.

Gondola Boat Ride by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015

Missouri Boat Ride 

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

Missouri Boat Ride by blessure grave April 25, 2010

Mississippi boat ride 

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.

Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.

Mississippi boat ride by mr_boatride January 4, 2010

Glass Bottom Boat Ride 

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.

Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.

Glass Bottom Boat Ride by Kodiak June 15, 2003

Boat Ride 

With a man laying on his back, with his penis pointing upward towards his face; A female then sits on top of the man placing her vagina lips around the penis and sliding back and forth.

Byron's ex has given many boat rides, but he has never experienced a boat ride himself.

Boat Ride by Mr. Dictategood October 20, 2008