get off me boat

when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.

Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.

RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?

get off me boat by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009

let me drive the boat 

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.

Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”

let me drive the boat by Crashlandon August 14, 2022

Boat mechanic 

Cocaine dealer.

Bob the boat mechanic sold me coke.

Boat mechanic by Bobtheboatmechanic February 8, 2017

Paddle Boat Mentality 

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

Paddle Boat Mentality by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality 

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

Paddle Boat Mentality by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

The Tow-Boat Method 

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

The Tow-Boat Method by Pimposterous October 17, 2023

melon boat 

The strip club special.

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.

melon boat by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013