Bum Beard 

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

Bum Beard by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

Bum Beard 

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.

My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night

Bum Beard by Rob_uk April 28, 2006

Bum Beard 

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

Bum Beard by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Bum Beard Bandit 

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

Bum Beard Bandit by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008