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8.
A blunt rolled while sitting on the toilet, either while pooping, or just using the toilet as a seat. Originating from a blumpkin.
My friend had to take a poop and wanted to roll a blunt. He decided to sit on the toilet and roll himself a nice bluntkin.
by ChaseP123 October 22, 2008
 
1.
Recieving a blowjob while smoking a blunt
kid 1: "yo, remember that slut jane from the other night?"
kid 2: "yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a cock gobbler"
kid 1: "yea well she gave a bluntkin after I offered her weed"
kid 2: "sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively"
by Chris Kearns and Wes Havran March 20, 2008
 
2.
The act of smoking a blunt while getting dome while taking a shit.
Yo man i got a bluntkin last night

Don't you mean a BLUMPkin?

Nah man, i was smoking a fat ass blunt while she gave me a blumpkin

The trifecta!!
by b1uesky December 29, 2010
 
3.
Similar to blumkpin but instead of shitting, one is smoking a blunt while recieving a blow job.
I heard Johnny Paulauskas got a bluntkin the other day.
by munk22 May 15, 2010
 
4.
when u are smoking a blunt and getting a blowjob at the same time.
dude i got the best bluntkin last night
by ILOVESEX69 March 19, 2010
 
5.
The act of smoking a blunt while taking a poo.
What are you doin' man?
Just reading the paper and enjoying my morning bluntkin.
by VandalIcious September 25, 2009
 
6.
While taking a poo and smoking a blunt, a girl gives u oral sex.
I was going to the bathroom when my girlfriend came in and gave me a bluntkin.
by Spence Fiasco January 31, 2010
 
7.
Sitting on the throne, layin down the law, gettin your baton glazed while smoking jamaica's finest marijuana
me and ben were in the mcdonalds restroom getting a couple bluntkins from two milfs
by abenan'adrew May 18, 2009