Dude 1:"I got my favorite gremlin to give me a blumpkin last night!"
Dude 2: "awesome blumplin bro!"
Dude 2: "awesome blumplin bro!"
by The Wesson July 06, 2012
A blumplin is 3 tubs a cottage cheese in your mouth while I’m sitting on the toilet you suck me off with it in your mouth and you jizz then I jizz then you mix it all up and it is a blumplin
by Hecticstorm02 July 07, 2019