Blumpkinator

The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.

Blumpkinator by Dick Paul June 28, 2011

Blumpkinbating 

Whacking off while taking a shit, closely related to a blumpkin

I was scarr3d for life when I walked in on the old man blumpkinbating.

Blumpkinbating by Unachonger May 13, 2005

The Covington Blumpkinator 

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.

Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.

The Covington Blumpkinator by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012

blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

blumpkinator by TheCraw April 22, 2008

blumpkinbating 

Jerking off when taking a shit.

I love blumpkinbating all over Katie Morgans Face!

blumpkinbating by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009

Blumpkinator

A king of Blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.

The blumpkinator spared no one.Everone on board flight 92 would be mouthwashing tonight.

Blumpkinator by Blumkinator December 29, 2007

blumpkinator

While getting a blumpkin, just before you ejaculate you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. Then you ejaculate on her back and dump on her head.

I gave Ricky a blumpkinator last night, and I still cant get the shit out of my hair.

blumpkinator by lil sassy January 17, 2010