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4 definitions by M4r50cc1

 
1.
Jerking off when taking a shit.
I love blumpkinbating all over Katie Morgans Face!
by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009
 
2.
It is when You are constapated and trying to take a shit and getting head at the same time. and you get so much pleasure that she makes you shit everwhere and the water goes all over her face.
Brittany Spears likes to Blumpkin cleanout all of its ex-boyfriends
by M4r50cc1 November 19, 2009
 
3.
a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
by M4r50cc1 November 19, 2009
 
4.
A big and hairy Dick.
Henry is a ninga
by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009