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the act of giving head to a person when their shitting
bob:you got a blumpkin from Hannah
Steve:yeah it was great}
by grammas tiities October 19, 2009
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Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo
Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin
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To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
by IPN April 17, 2011
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The act of vigorously getting your penis sucked while chucking a DIRTY shit, preferably in cinema 6 Hoyts Wetherill Park
The act that occurred at Wetherill Park Hoyts in Cinema 6, the whole shopping centre had to be closed for maintenance for a whole six months. The stench was so putrid that the managers of the cinema had to have the guilty, Jaiden Mack, return and clean the porcelain bowl of the toilet in which said blumpkin was received.
by jaiden mack June 22, 2014
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John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010
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The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump
I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it
by Jayne Goodwall March 08, 2009
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Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.

Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."

"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
by KevinDeath December 10, 2007
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