A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
by sosaditty June 20, 2011
A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.
That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin
by jc112 January 29, 2011
When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.
by xAFx Parrott July 10, 2010
When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.
I gave that guy a blumpkin
by shelly dee January 12, 2010
A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl
Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"
by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 18, 2009
A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes
Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.
meh blumpkin
by i am matt shadows September 17, 2009
the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!
1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"

2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"
by The Dego December 30, 2005

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