Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
#cum #shit #massive #poo #girlfriend #sucking #weiner #off #cumming #shitting
by fuckoffyougutterslut February 12, 2014
Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob
Damn bitch give me a blumpkin
#bitch #cunt #whore #skank #brenda
by Bitchwantme December 04, 2013
The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.
Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.
#blumpkins #blowjobs #head #fellatio #deepthroat #tip #licking
by Clexs Wifey March 08, 2012
The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.
Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.
#josh'smom #blumpkin #oral #defacating #art
by wing513 June 23, 2011
A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
#head #shitting #oral sex #sucking dick #pooping
by sosaditty June 20, 2011
To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
#blowjob #dump #crumpkin #sex #blump
by IPN April 17, 2011
A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl
Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"
#blumpkin #dome #shit #head #blowjob #bumpkin #dome while shitting
by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 18, 2009
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