The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump
I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it
by Jayne Goodwall March 08, 2009
getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.
I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.
by peatmoss941 July 29, 2008
when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet
give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce
by mitchey b April 10, 2008
The act of vigorously getting your penis sucked while chucking a DIRTY shit, preferably in cinema 6 Hoyts Wetherill Park
The act that occurred at Wetherill Park Hoyts in Cinema 6, the whole shopping centre had to be closed for maintenance for a whole six months. The stench was so putrid that the managers of the cinema had to have the guilty, Jaiden Mack, return and clean the porcelain bowl of the toilet in which said blumpkin was received.
by jaiden mack June 22, 2014
The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.
Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.
by wing513 June 23, 2011
1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.
Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.
by jibjabjibjab December 09, 2010
Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.
"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)
by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014

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