To take a shit, while being given head.
Blumpkin.
by lucy6505 September 07, 2008
performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit
ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch
by timtom271 August 24, 2008
getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.
I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.
by peatmoss941 July 29, 2008
The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.
Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.
by Patrick S. E. D. March 05, 2008
A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.
Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.

Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
by DATAyymbr February 27, 2014
The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump
I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it
by Jayne Goodwall March 08, 2009
A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
by sosaditty June 20, 2011

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