You start with numorous insufficent wipes of the anus. Upon completion you should have an abundance of dry shit on the tips of your ass hair. Once all the shit has dried you pluck it out and put it into a plastic container(preferbly ziploc baggie for maximun freshness). You then take part in the act of sexual intercousre with a man/woman depending on your preference. After such act you pull out the baggie and feed the "blumkin berries" to your sexual partner like grapes.
by cash canoli January 27, 2010
The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom.
by NICK the RAT August 19, 2007
Combining a hot carl and a blumkin, a hot blumkin is the act of receving oral sex by one slut while defacating on another.
by unrespectablewoman June 1, 2009
Phil:Me and Sophie we're talking about doing a blumkin but then she suggested that we try the Blumkin (Reverse)!! I ended up having an orgasm in front of her.
Karl:I hear that's a common problem in America.
Karl:I hear that's a common problem in America.
by DuttyWhoreUtd February 24, 2012
I told my girlfriend to get into the spirit of the holiday so she gave me a Pumpkin Blumkin for Halloween
by Krelman October 31, 2007
The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
by nonone October 6, 2006
The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom.
by NICK the RAT August 19, 2007