The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
by G W November 25, 2007
i thought of this myself, its when you are taking a dump in your bathroom and your partner decides to come in and suck your penis, thus making it a blumkin. but instead you flip her upside down and start to lick her vagina making the 69 position thus making it a 69 blumkin
dude omg she blew me while i was takin a shiz and i was all, "imma return the favor" so while she was still suckin i fliped her upside down and i ate her out at the same time yeah. she was like i love 69 and i love blumkins, i love the 69 blumkin.
by L.Duffel September 9, 2010
by jenny420 October 15, 2007
by Anon4all October 1, 2008
When you are getting a blumkin in a portapottie, and someone decides to tip the portapottie as you are getting your blumkin, sending yours, and other peoples shit all over you... chicks seem to dig it
by matt kemme August 14, 2006
Man! I cant belive you nailed that half court shot sitting down!! Its a good thing I love eating poop cause now I have to give you a reverse blumkin.
by e-Wood-master-flex-diddy April 6, 2010
ME:I had to take a shit but my roommate was fucking his girlfriend so I busted down that door and took a shit while they resumed some wierd S&M shit.
FRIEND:Dude I don't even know what to call that.
MOM:Voyeur Blumkin
FRIEND:Dude why is your mom in our shower?
FRIEND:Dude I don't even know what to call that.
MOM:Voyeur Blumkin
FRIEND:Dude why is your mom in our shower?
by rip305 September 16, 2010