Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

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Blueing In

So high that you pasted greening out, past the greenzone, INTO the bluezone. Blueing In. Anything trips you out in the blue zone.

DAMN I think Jeff is blueing in. I wish I was there right now.

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Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

Blumping by KNDO May 30, 2009

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Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

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The act of blazing and then proceeding to game, typically playing Call of Duty Black Opps Online. See Gaming

Whats that One way cunt up to tonight? Blameing at Leightons I think. Oh really? Ooooo the way!!

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Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

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A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.

Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.

Blumping by doomstew August 1, 2009

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