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flugum shlugum blugum 

When you get really really mad but your anger throws your speech off and you don't know what you're even saying
boy 1: "You fucked my girlfriend?"

boy 2: "I'm sorry bro, i really am"

boy 1: "You fuckin asshole we aint even friends you fuckin dick licking piece of shit, you stupid fuckin....AHHHHHHHHHH...FLUGUM SHLUGUM BLUGUM!!!!!!!"
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bluegums 

An African or African American with exceptionally dark skin.
He ain't high yellow, he's a bluegums.
bluegums by WShannon May 21, 2006

blogumentary 

A series of blog entries whose purpose is to document the events within a set time frame or within the scope of a larger event.
There was so much wanton chaos and adventure, I had to write a blogumentary to chronicle the happenings.
blogumentary by Ty A. October 13, 2007
Any black person whose gums are blue in color. Used to differentiate from the more common pink-gummed black person.
Officer "Ma'am, is this the man who robbed you?"

Woman "No officer, this man's gums are pink, the man who robbed me was a bluegum"
bluegum by bocefusbehere December 11, 2009
The worthless fat above a womans pelvic area. It is the rather large size roll below her tummy, and while running your hand downward it makes the sound of BLUBUMP!! In order to have sex with a woman wearing a blubump you must first lift it out of the way in order to gain access to the vagina.The un-official name for it is a front-butt.
Man, Look at the Blubump on her!
Blubump by CzLap April 7, 2010
Any person of African decent. see mooncricket
The bluegums are posted up on the street corner again.
BlueGum by The Bear Drew April 22, 2010

blugulent 

blud-jew-lent- an awkward, yet not ugly face with some good features but an all-together strange way to it.
-naw dude she's got a blugulent face.