Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.

"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."

Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014

blue law 

A law restricting activities or sales of goods on Sunday, which stems from the accommodation of Christian Sunday worship. Many states continue the use of blue laws for the sole sake of tradition. Many states in the Southern United States still practice of these blue laws. These are called Blue Law States.

The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever.

"I hate Georgia; you can't buy any alcohol from 12AM Saturday to 12AM Sunday. How am I supposed to watch sports on Sunday without any beer? Damn blue laws."

blue law by Shifty Eyed Goat November 6, 2005

Blue's Law

Blue's Law: This behavior occurs during a political debate, most likely, via the internet. When a conservative is over come by logic he/she/it falls back on their primal reptilian instinct of aggression and uses the term liberal in any way in order to deflate the value of an argument or the other debater(s).

As a discussion board thread increases on a conservative forum, the likelihood of this increases, much like Godwin's law.

The accused in question automatically wins the argument regardless of debate ability. The conservative is then laughed out of any gathering for being a simple minded twit.

Timmy 1: I think we as a people should be more concerned with living in harmony with others as it would strength the state of the entire planet.

Timmy 2: Fuck you liberal douchebag pussy. USA USA USA #1!!!!

Timmy 1: I invoke Blue's Law. You're a dick. Go back to 1940s and operate the showers, you nazi.

Blue's Law by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich Jr. July 2, 2008

Blue Lawed 

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

Blue Lawed by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

Blue lawls 

The painful or uncomfortable swelling in the humor glands when you drop a hilarious joke and nobody laughs.

"I told a great joke about a hindu, a rabbi and a gentile but nobody laughed. My glands swelled up to the size of hen eggs and I couldn't walk right, bitches give a man blue lawls"

Blue lawls by big daddy flim October 17, 2022