blues festival 

The act of becoming innebriated to the point of losing all of one's worldly possesions, including (but not limited too) one's cowboy hat, shirt, cell phone and anal dignity. The blues festival is only culminated with passing out in a feces infested porta-potty.

"What did you do last weekend?"

"I took Jesus to the concert but he pulled a Blues Festival and I had no one to hang out with."

blues festival by karina Felix February 26, 2005

festival blues 

the down feeling you get for almost a week or more after you come home from a music festival. the feeling that nothing in the world compares to that 'crazy' weekend and the desperate need to go back and relive it. anyone not at a festival will dismiss this feeling as a sign of insanity as they simply do not understand.

''Hey, wanna come to a party?''
''No, I only got back from T in the Park yesterday and I have the festival blues''
"Okay then you absolute freak''

festival blues by lornmuzz July 18, 2010

Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.

Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!

Blue balls festival by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016