turn my bluelights on 

Having to press CTRL + A to be able to read text , or to hide a ugly pic .

The word comes from the fact that when you select text on windows , the text gets a blue background that makes it easier to read .

user a : Nice site layout but you'd change text color , i have to turn my bluelights on to read .
user b : Why ?

user a : The background color is too close to font color .
user b : i'd fix it .

turn my bluelights on by somεoηε August 26, 2009

ploddle's blue lighters 

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

ploddle's blue lighters by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023

Bluelighter 

Someone who does too many drugs and not enough homework. Also a carrier of many STD's due to repeated contact with other of these 'bluelighters'. Not to be confused with Kmart employees. Often the best person to ask for a joint, but the last one to ask for change. They spend their time on a message board trying to find other people to give STD's to and for new sources of illegal substances. None of them are worth knowing because they're all lame-ass junkie e-tards.

"Hey it smells like bluelighters around here."

Bluelighter by Dr.Disaster August 9, 2004

bluelights 

Another slang term for the police.

Ditch the pot man! Bluelights!

bluelights by fuiiiiiikk April 19, 2004

bluelighter 

An imprudent member of a volunteer emergency service authorized by local authorities to drive his/her personal vehicle with siren and blue flashing lights.

That bluelighter just about ran me off the road!!

bluelighter by Bored Medic November 2, 2007