blubkin 

Giving someone a blowjob while they are taking a crap.

Jeff gave Steve a blubkin.

blubkin by iLoser June 22, 2004

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Blingin' Blunkin 

recieving a blunkin from a female with a paul wall grill(gold and diamond teeth)

See that beeotch wit da bling on her grill? She gave me a dope blingin' blunkin at 6 in tha mornin. WORD

Blingin' Blunkin by bigmarty466 July 24, 2008

Blucking 

I spent the best part of 2 hours Blucking this lass.

When you're down Blucking a bit of snatch, lift her legs right up and put her knees towards her ears..

With your hands on her arse cheeks, you can rock her back and forth on the bed and can slip a cheeky rim in there whilst doing so.. pressure on her arse cheeks opens her up for better tongue access..

It's a sure fire winner.. and if you're with a relatively new bird.. it's a cheeky little tester to see if she's game for that kind of schnizzle...

Blucking by Wobblybob July 30, 2010

bubkin 

(n) a person or animal that you are affectionate towards

"Awh, I love you, my bubkin!"

bubkin by xoheeraox February 13, 2017

blumkin 

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

blumkin by Gary B January 12, 2005

eskimo hobo blumkin 

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

eskimo hobo blumkin by rostaman6 March 10, 2010