blubkin

Giving someone a blowjob while they are taking a crap.

Jeff gave Steve a blubkin.

blubkin by iLoser June 22, 2004

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Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

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Blingin' Blunkin

recieving a blunkin from a female with a paul wall grill(gold and diamond teeth)

See that beeotch wit da bling on her grill? She gave me a dope blingin' blunkin at 6 in tha mornin. WORD

Blingin' Blunkin by bigmarty466 July 24, 2008

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Blucking

I spent the best part of 2 hours Blucking this lass.

When you're down Blucking a bit of snatch, lift her legs right up and put her knees towards her ears..

With your hands on her arse cheeks, you can rock her back and forth on the bed and can slip a cheeky rim in there whilst doing so.. pressure on her arse cheeks opens her up for better tongue access..

It's a sure fire winner.. and if you're with a relatively new bird.. it's a cheeky little tester to see if she's game for that kind of schnizzle...

Blucking by Wobblybob July 30, 2010