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"Michelle has blubes"
"Michelle is blubey"
blubes by EPS Undergrads May 3, 2006
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term used to theorize that the character 2D from the virtual band Gorillaz has blue pubes.

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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
"AAAAAA LMAO BLUBES BLUBES BLUBES SQUAD"
"AAAAAA IM SURROUNDED BY PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN"
blubes by xylo is a satanist May 2, 2018

The Bluest Blue to Ever Blue 

The color of Misha Collins' eyes.
Person 1: What color are Misha's eyes?
Person 2: They're the bluest blue to ever blue, ya idjit.

Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.
"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."
Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014
The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems
Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"
Blueshift by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

bluesdank 

A long-haired trap that is attracted to men and furries
if you keep talking about furries like that, you're going to become a bluesdank
bluesdank by owoyouresowarm January 14, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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