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n. blonde pubic hair. (compare to rubes)
she had some gnarly blubes
blubes by jirhiker April 8, 2006
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(noun) Blonde pubes

adjective: blubey
"Michelle has blubes"
"Michelle is blubey"
blubes by EPS Undergrads May 3, 2006
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term used to theorize that the character 2D from the virtual band Gorillaz has blue pubes.

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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
"AAAAAA LMAO BLUBES BLUBES BLUBES SQUAD"
"AAAAAA IM SURROUNDED BY PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN"
blubes by xylo is a satanist May 2, 2018

The Bluest Blue to Ever Blue 

The color of Misha Collins' eyes.
Person 1: What color are Misha's eyes?
Person 2: They're the bluest blue to ever blue, ya idjit.

Blues Lawyer 

Term used to describe the target market for very expensive guitars, the implication being that the only people who actually buy them are rich hobbyists and not actual gigging musicians.
"The Les Paul Supreme has a list price over 6 grand, clearly intended only for the blues lawyers."
Blues Lawyer by The Biggest Z October 3, 2014
The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems
Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"
Blueshift by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

bluesdank 

A long-haired trap that is attracted to men and furries
if you keep talking about furries like that, you're going to become a bluesdank
bluesdank by owoyouresowarm January 14, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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