Blowmento 

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.

Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

Blowmont 

Since Beaumont (California) can be very windy at times people there call it Blowmont.
Beaumont comes from the french words beau=beautiful + mont=mountain...
Blowmont comes from the urban definition for blowing mountain..

Beaumont... Blowmont...

Blowmont by bionicdog May 31, 2009

blogumentary 

A series of blog entries whose purpose is to document the events within a set time frame or within the scope of a larger event.

There was so much wanton chaos and adventure, I had to write a blogumentary to chronicle the happenings.

blogumentary by Ty A. October 13, 2007

Blowmont 

A name made up by a couple people on myspace to name their city, Beaumont.

In Blowmont, CA there are no movie theaters, no sports, nothing fun.

Person #1: Let's go do something.
Person #2: There's nothing TO DO, we live in Blowmont.

Blowmont by MentalSabotage63 December 7, 2006

blowment

A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.

"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"

blowment by TMDJ April 13, 2010

Blowmotion 

Blowing your boss to earn a promotion

how did you get a raise?" "Me and my boss worked out a deal" "Blowmotion?" "yep

Blowmotion by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

Boumont 

Exceptionaly obese man

Hey, at least my hernia doesn't move shit on the table, like Boumont's.

Boumont by Anonymous November 5, 2003