blows goats 

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."

a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.

blows goats by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

blows goats for half price 

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

blows goats for half price by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

blows dead goats 

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

blows dead goats by Fred Neck March 5, 2007

blows goat booty

Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.

Working on the weekend blows goat booty!

blows goat booty by solaroil September 26, 2009

blow goat

A blow job received while eating goat cheese.

Dude, my girl gave me the most amazing blow goat last night!

blow goat by Dangaelberry February 13, 2012

Blow a Goat 

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

Blow a Goat by Akedos November 7, 2008

blow a goat 

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.

"Go blow a goat, i hate you."

blow a goat by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003