Blowjay Simpson 

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

Blowjay Simpson by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018

blowjay 

Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.

"I am going to give you the best blowjay."

blowjay by fbmkink January 12, 2008

blowjanski 

An off beat or sublte synonym for blow job. A term for fellatio commonly used by douchebags.

" I totally got a blowjanski from this broad I met at the bar"

blowjanski by dgiles January 11, 2009

Blow Jays 

An unflattering nickname for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team, especially in the late 80s and early 90s prior to the team's World Series wins in 1992 and 1993. Arose from the Jays' blown leads in the 1985 ALCS against Kansas City and the 1987 AL East division race against Detroit. Still used by fans of rival teams to insult the Jays, though it is very outdated.

Before they won the World Series in 1992, the Blue Jays were chokers; they should have been called the Blow Jays.

Blow Jays by injundude January 23, 2009

Blow Jays 

Proper name of Toronto Blue Jays.

Blow Jays suck!
Go Bosox! Go Yankees!

Blow Jays by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

blowjay 

Something Rachel Tice gave to every boy in the school in the popular Barbie Drama show, Most Popular Girl In School or MPGIS.

Rachel: "But I fucking gave every boy a blowjay"
Mackenzie: "That doesn't make you popular, it makes you a whore"

blowjay by durdew August 10, 2017

blowjay 

A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.

Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.

blowjay by scodder October 31, 2012