blowg 

Using your hardly read by anybody blog to copiously praise the work of your friends, usually at their behest, in a vain attempt to create a 'media buzz' around them.

When he got his buddy to publicly blowg him, saying that he was a rising star in the advertising world, worth at least ten times anyone else at his agency, everyone just felt really sorry for him.

blowg by circushead June 23, 2006

blowg 

A blog that blows. This is an actual blog that gets almost no traffic due to the poor content.

If you love watching paint dry, go and check out Duke's blowg.

blowg by Bruticus July 7, 2007

Blog it 

A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.

Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.

Blog it by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017

Blawg 

Combination of blud +dawg

What’s blawg doin☠️☠️

Blawg by Madmax1665 April 22, 2023

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

night blogger by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

Blowga 

The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.

Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.

Blowga by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016