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Blow Up Doll 

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.
Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
Blow Up Doll by SlopNChop August 15, 2017
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blow up doll 

a life size thin plastic doll filled with air used for male sexual conquests. Specifically in things an average female would find offensive.
"I had a fight last night with my blow up doll, but I think I can patch things up."
blow up doll by Nick1122 November 10, 2006

blow up doll 

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

Blow up doll 

Is a female, air head who has no other purpose but 2 be used by men for sex.
Guy: "Wow that girl is such an airhead"

Girl:"Yeah, she sleeps with every guy she can find."

Guy: "What a blow up doll."
Blow up doll by Kit_13 November 4, 2009

blow up doll 

A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.
Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"
blow up doll by Dr. Phil December 20, 2003

blow up doll 

we all ran for cover as yet another blow up doll blew up
blow up doll by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004

Blow up doll 

The thing keeping daddy with mommy
Look it's dad with his Blow up doll
Blow up doll by Price of shit June 25, 2022