blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonked 

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

boinked

the Roadtrip word for fucked

"I met this chick last night and I BOINKED her"

boinked by guitar690 May 28, 2006

Spoink Boinked 

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

Spoink Boinked by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

Bloinker

A term referring to the colon, and or anus.

Dude, I would totally stick it in her bloinker.

Bloinker by Bloinker February 16, 2019

Get Boinked 

Get boinked basically means “Go fuck yourself” but other then that it really has no other definition but other then to “get boinked”

Matt: Hey Landon!,“get boinked”
Landon: “What does that even mean?”

Get Boinked by MainsLevi December 2, 2020

Boinked

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED

Boinked by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019