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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
bloofindoogus
Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!
bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020
Bloff
To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).
Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).
Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!
Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).
Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!
Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!
bloitus
Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008
bloffee
Blow Job + Coffee
As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.
As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.
What's better than a bloffee?