Bloemer 

A last name coming from German orgin.

Hey have you met that new German girl?
Her last name is Bloemer.

Bloemer by Emmalee 93 April 13, 2009

blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

blomper by jizbiz April 11, 2008

Blemper

A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.

That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.

Blemper by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009

Blompers 

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends

noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"

Blompers by RP April 4, 2004

blompers 

literal sexiest man alive omg omg not my username omg rawr rawr

how is he so
yes, blompers

blompers by FloeThePoet January 29, 2022

Bloemer 

The vaginal area of a women that spread out like a flower.

That woman is known to have a bloemer.

Bloemer by SilverSkul February 1, 2023