blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

blomper by jizbiz April 11, 2008

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Blopper

Bastardization of "Whopper". Irish slang for incredibly excellent, or absolutely exemplary. Used primarily in the northern region of Dublin, often preceded by "bleeding".

That caramel sundae was bleeding blopper.

Blopper by Poppinfresh1811 October 13, 2020

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Blooper reel

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

Blooper reel by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

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big beef blopper

The iconic, yet tasty burger from hit show American Dad. The Big Bleef Blopper is a fast food item. Meg from Family guy loves to eat semen on her Big Beef Blopper.

Megan went to RB Burger Shack for her favorite afternoon pick me up, a dripping Big Beef Blopper!

big beef blopper by SluttyPoultry420 March 30, 2023