Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

blidget 

An African American midget (a little nigga).

Did you see the blidget that works at Kroger?

blidget by Ashtin Taylor February 21, 2009

frosty blodgett 

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.

The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.

frosty blodgett by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011

Blodge 

Biology. Like Geoggers - geography, or Froggie - French.

"What's you next class?" her friend asked, "Oh, just Blodge."

Blodge by Karmira June 24, 2008

bludget

a female pickpocket

a woman common theif

Every man is a sucker to the sticky fingers of the East River Bludget

bludget by starrats December 29, 2007

blodge 

To give a blow job to a person(s).

"C'mon, give me a blodge will ya?"

blodge by Unknown265324 July 13, 2007

blodgem 

The definition of boldgem comes from a fat kid named brandon thurlow from Old Orchard Beach High School, from a mispronounced Bllodgett, the assistant principal in our school. It can be used to define anything and everything.

Your such a fucking blodgem.

blodgem by SwissCheez January 3, 2005