West Blocton

It isn't "west" of anything. A tiny town in the middle of Alabama, where nothing ever happens and the town is run by a bunch of mischievous old people who think they are still hip. Dogs run a muck. And no one ever knows the speed limit.

Person 1: Ever heard of West Blocton?
Person 2: No, is there an East Blocton, perhaps?
Person 1: Nope.

West Blocton by crimsongirloh10 December 16, 2010

West Blocton

The middle of fucking no where. Simmilar to a barren wasteland with lots if incest. All inhabitants of this town worship satan and are addicted to crack.

Jimmy: Hey Jesus wanna go to West Blocton!!
Jesus: Oh hells naw G I ain't touchin that shit.

West Blocton by Westbamaian September 26, 2006

Blowtonium 

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.

Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.

Blowtonium by #1engineerd September 17, 2012

brocton 

A town in western New York. Actually, a village, it's too small to be a town. It is populated by trailer parks and one gas station. People inhabiting this village will most likely work at said gas station, or are a drug dealer.
This town will rarely be found on a map. Surrounding towns are Portland, Westfield, Dunkirk, and Fredonia. There is one road traveling through the town itself and while traveling on this one mile of road, you will see the whole town. Located on this road you'll find the previously mentioned gas station, a school, and a row of decrepit houses.
Population is about 84.

"I'm from Brocton, New York."
"Where?"
"...Buffalo."

brocton by k528 November 27, 2011

bloctober 

A word refering to the october of 2005... when the hip new band bloc party ebarked on a most fantabolous tour.

Blimey i can't wait to see the party in bloctober it's gonna be awesome

bloctober by Yo Yo McGee March 14, 2005

Brocton 

Brocton is a dude who can be annoying as fuck at times. He may not get you and he may do things that piss you off. This is a guy who can make anyone laugh. He's definitely smart and loves to crack a joke any chance he gets.

Police: Can you identify yourself, sir?

Brocton: Yeah, *pulls out mirror* it's me.

Brocton by Harley Nobody June 5, 2016

Bloctober 

Refers to October 2005 & 2009 when Bloc Party toured the UK.

"Hey, are you gonna go to the Bloctober tour?"
"Hell yeah! Can't wait!"

Bloctober by gogo321 April 17, 2009