Block-o-two

A female who looks good from far away but not when in close proximity.

"Ohh no not her she's a block-o-two. She look good from a block or two."

by LJ Parker December 2, 2005

two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.

"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"

by twenty3skidoo March 17, 2008

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.

Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.

by EMKM March 21, 2017

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood May 17, 2018

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood May 20, 2018