Mr Blobby 

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!

WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!

Mr Blobby by Loren P September 20, 2013

blopsy 

Derived from the words blood and pussy. The act of learning that a girl that you are intimate with is on her period.

"Joey we can't have sex tonight, im on my period."
"Marissa, that's ok I like the ocasional blopsy."

blopsy by Frank Moroder December 28, 2005

blobsplash 

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.

I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.

blobsplash by doc brown October 15, 2007

Blopsy 

A blopsy is what you call a girls pussy when you find out the hard way that she is on her rag. Blo- bloody psy- pussy

"How was the sex last night?"
"Good until we stopped due to her blopsy."

Blopsy by Joe Monaro October 4, 2005

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

blousy

adj. Describing a woman with large breasts due to the prominence of her full blouse.

It was difficult to concentrate on reading with the blousy librarian working at the checkout desk.

blousy by t1331 September 21, 2009

Blobstacle 

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

Blobstacle by Squirrel April 26, 2004