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a fat creature who eats people and can not choose his ethnicity. he also says the word chode obsesively.and wears bright colors
here comes blob runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
by mrs yuck March 27, 2005
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Blob = A Cute Thing. Not Fat And Awesome Friend, Who Everyone Should No Aint FAT Cuz Thats Bull Shyt.


Eg Joel The BLOB
by Lilo. June 20, 2010
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A big fatty who likes to eat chips and play video games. This "blob" also enjoys cookies and often goes to McDonalds' to eat grease. Fatties are not good, and neither are blobs.
EW! Look at the fatty! What a blob.
by BLOBIT02 April 08, 2010
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An extremley moody unhappy self harming person that has no personal hygenine (greasy hair, pubic hair etc)

A scrubber also know as a tramp
BdotJdot: whats wrong with hayley.....blob

Hayley: what the fuck man aii ittt i cor find ma jacket aii it yow got it?

BdotJdot: Nah... *slyley* Blob

Hayley: for fucks sake i heard that (standing round the corner ripping head phone out of ears)
by BdotJdot April 11, 2009
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God like creature with firly nostrals and no brain or organs.

That must suck LOL
The blob moved closer then attacked.
by Pilliging Quoll May 06, 2003
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Verb meaning complete relaxation (usually in the afternoon but possibly spanning all day) without any sense of guilt due to lack of mandatory things to do
I blobbed myself all day today! Watched Desperate Housewives, ate chocolate and cooked some Nigella-food and ATE IT. T'was epicdary!
by (One). August 16, 2010
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Massing infantry in strategie games.
Meh blob is better than urs. Stop blobbing NOOB!
by Kailette April 23, 2008
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when a guy or girl (mostly guys) is very moody and attaching at times or just ignorant. Sometimes it's really cute & others its plan annoying. most of the time blobs are good looking (just saying...)
-symptoms of having a blob-
- incredibly dependent
- gets jealous of EVERYONE that talks to you (including cats)
- makes you feel very special (goodway)
- mood swings
- always is holding you hand, waist, shoulders etc etc.
- gives you little cute looks
- makes sad noises at you, when you talk to other people
example a-
jill- what was wrong with bernard
casey- god, he is just so moody, one minute he's all sad then a second later hes all happy!
jill- he is SUCH a blob!

example b-
sometimes bernard is almost to blobish, he is very clingy, i can't talk to other people

example c-
im glad i have such a blob of a boyfriend, i feel great & loved with him. jeez i love him.
by caseykaleidoscope April 22, 2008
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