bloaterface 

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

bloaterface by Faye S June 13, 2007

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

blootered 

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

blootered by T July 15, 2002

blue bloater 

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).

Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."

blue bloater by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011

Bloggeries 

A synonym for blog posts.

I read about Urban Dictionary in a few bloggeries on the internet.

Bloggeries by JohnCh December 9, 2008

Potential Bloater 

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.

A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.

Potential Bloater by uyrladdy February 21, 2011

bloater 

a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul

you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers

bloater by mrsharp July 20, 2003