When fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. As defined by Roast Beef in the comic strip Achewood: "When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee"
"He had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began."
by Golfhaus September 07, 2005
6 Words related to bloatee
blow-tee
When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair.
--Achewood
Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee
by samsonitedogg September 08, 2005
When dude of gravity (a heavyset man) tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping his facial hair.
Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee.
Oh do not tell me you wear the bloatee.
by Jackmack September 07, 2005

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