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a blizzie is a blunt, rolled by a genious, thats hits perfectly, and gets you fucken retarted.
Hannah, you just rolled a great blizzie, I am so high I dont know my name.
blizzie by Brooke April 15, 2005
To release a product that is flawed having various aspects of said product or service be completely unusable even though it is for sale on the market or considered completed. Additionally, to provide substandard customer service in effect ignoring the issue(s) when a customer reports them.
Man they really Blizzed up that Obama care ... or ... I called my cell phone company because I don't get reception and they totally Blizzed out and hung up on me.
Blizzed by jdiggidy October 6, 2012

Baja Blizzie

A spiked (regularly vodka) version of the tropical lime Mountain Dew drink "Baja Blast" bought at participating Taco Bell locations.
"Remember DFras' Baja Blizzie at Shwayze?"
"God yes that shit was so disgusting at the end when all the vodka condensed to the bottom."
Baja Blizzie by DFras May 18, 2009
adj. - a euphoric feeling from an illegal or illicit substance, usually marijuana
We was gettin' blizzed last night, cuz!
blizzed by Cool Aaron November 15, 2007

blizzled 

the act of being blazed
dude, lets go get blizzled
blizzled by e d O double g December 16, 2007
me and my boy just smoked a fat blizzie
blizzie by dusty o'brien March 17, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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