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blitsex
Type of slang; The combination of "blessed" and "lit"; Something to say to adults to confuse the shit outta them
Tina: How was the party last night?
Summer: Oh it was "blit"
Tina: DAFAQ
by Unknown Trash September 04, 2016
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Blitsex
Blit, noun.

1.A malicious, evil, unpleasant, selfish or otherwise contemptible person.

(example: Timmy's mom is a blit.)

2.Anything difficult or unpleasant.

(example: This job is a blit.)

3.Any part of anything, whether ones body or a part of an object.

(example: Dude, if you don't stop I'm going to kick you in your blit.)
"Eh, it goeth swimmingly. I flaked a blit earlier in Westfall and the chakker fled like the scared blit he was."

A filler word usually for "bitch".
by Carpe Nocturn January 09, 2008
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after smoking large amounts of marijuanna
Yo this guy is blit.
OR
got blit?
by gotblit? March 08, 2006
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Blitname
Dude, I just smoked some weed and now I'm blit!
by Ivyyyyyyy May 09, 2010
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blitsex
Being extremely high, to the point you don't know what is going on.
"Last night, I hit 9 bowls and was blit out of my mind!"
by SandKouf March 16, 2008
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blitsex
Geordie slang for a woman's front bottom.
Man at graft checks his lunch box: "Wor lass has give us the same sarnies again. I'm gonna kick her reet in the blit toneet."
by Rita and Sue September 11, 2009
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I like it when Eddy sticks his finger in my butt when we make love, as to stimulate my blit.
by doodooking13 June 25, 2012
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