The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.

In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
See that blinging car over there, the one with the spinning rims? I bet the driver is a tosser.
by grumblord March 16, 2007
n.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.
"I juus' bor' dis well gud bling, bruv,init."
"Ahhh Mate Respect."
"It cos' me five eighy."
"Bruv that is Well 'sensive"
"yeah, me bitch wuz on da game fur munfs"
"Safe!"
by Marc King of Bling September 07, 2005
Chav-ish for shiny, gaudy, overpriced, fake gold and/or silver jewellery. See also bling-bling
Chav 1: Check out ma bling, bruv.
Chav 2: Yeh, dass brill bling, innit bruv.
by Bill Leslie May 23, 2005
Any type of jewelry, notably the expensive type. Named from the "bling" sound when light shines off of jewelry in a motion picture or cartoon. Coined by heavy use in lyrics by rapper Lil Wayne.
I visited Jakob the Jeweler and bought me some bling to wear to the club tonite.
by djcavant May 26, 2006
To send an instant electronic message to, through such instant messaging services as AIM, Yahoo!, MSN, et al.

This usage of the word comes from the default "bling"-like noise in AIM, made when a message is received.
Robert's away message read, "I'm watchin TV in the next room right now. If you need me, bling me to get my attention."
by Icebreed May 19, 2005
Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago; FDR, after all, made the private ownership of gold illegal and confiscated all gold in the country.
Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago.
by mamacup November 29, 2010
some of that good "ice" or crystal meth what ever the fuck you want to call it.
you know anybody lookin just hit me up on the celly i got that bling homeboy
by solo1419 August 31, 2010
Shiny/jewellery/car/ expensive things
Have u seen her house? It's bling bling, have u seen his car? How bling!
by Germ June 23, 2005

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