The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.
In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
See that blinging car over there, the one with the spinning rims? I bet the driver is a tosser.
Bling did not originate with Rappers; it started with the flappers of the roaring 20’s.
It was said that Bling or Bling-Bling- is the sound that fake shiny jewelry make compared to that of real jewelry that would make the sound of Cling or Cling-Cling.
Who does she think she is wearing that bling?
Her fake jewelry it’s bling bling not cling cling.
jewerly of the hip hop culture
that bling... is too shiny... my eyes... burn!!!
some of that good "ice" or crystal meth what ever the fuck you want to call it.
you know anybody lookin just hit me up on the celly i got that bling homeboy
Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago; FDR, after all, made the private ownership of gold illegal and confiscated all gold in the country.
Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago.
Any type of jewelry, notably the expensive type. Named from the "bling" sound when light shines off of jewelry in a motion picture or cartoon. Coined by heavy use in lyrics by rapper Lil Wayne.
I visited Jakob the Jeweler and bought me some bling to wear to the club tonite.
Shiny/jewellery/car/ expensive things
Have u seen her house? It's bling bling, have u seen his car? How bling!
To send an instant electronic message to, through such instant messaging services as AIM, Yahoo!, MSN, et al.
This usage of the word comes from the default "bling"-like noise in AIM, made when a message is received.
Robert's away message read, "I'm watchin TV in the next room right now. If you need me, bling me to get my attention."