is u blond or is u blind 

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

is u blond or is u blind by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

Blind optimism 

Thinking everyone you like will also be someone you can trust would be blind optimism, and at some point reality shows somebody that not everybody you like will be someone you also trust.

The charming guy/girl was hard not to like, but after years of being around this guy/girl, the blind optimism that started the relationship (friendship) ended up getting a bit more realistic when one party knew they'd never fully trust the other, attempt after attempt at trusting the other party had shown them that. When life was not a party, the people they liked the most were seldom the ones they could continue to trust.

Blind optimism by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Blind Optism 

When you hope in vain and you know it and thats the worst part. You know that what you are hoping for won't happen and yet you keep at it. It's like Cuddy waiting for Dr.House to change but deep inside she knows he won't.

Cuddy: House, I am scared that I'll die, everyone is telling me that you won't visit me but I know you will, I have faith in you.
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?

Blind Optism by Amandinha Bynes August 22, 2011

Blind Optimism 

to be optimistic without any reason.

She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.

Blind Optimism by zishy August 12, 2014

Blind Onion 

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

Blind Onion by Blind Onion May 3, 2005

boing boing bling bling o yea 

1. A thing u can say when a really hot girl walks by
2. When something good happens
3. When something great happens

1. "hi josh." "BOING BOING BLING BLING O YEA"
2. "yes, a B on a test, boing boing bling bling o yea!"
3. "BOING BOING BLING BLING O YEA, I WON THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE!

boing boing bling bling o yea by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

The Blind Ojos 

When a man jizzes in a girls eyes (ojos), allowing another girl to lick the jizz off of her, while he gladly proceeds to fuck her in the ass.

I had a three-sum last night and we did The Blind Ojos! It was fucking awesome!

The Blind Ojos by kaymizzle December 12, 2010