blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

blimp kiss by bab October 20, 2004

Blump-kiss 

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.

Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed

Blump-kiss by USPFCMC March 8, 2023

blumpkiss 

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.

I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.

blumpkiss by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014

Blumpkiss 

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.

Blumpkiss by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020

Blumpkiss

Kissing someone while they poop (like a blumpkin but tamer).

Sarah: I gave my boyfriend a blumpkiss while he was on the toilet.
Jess: you guys must really love each other!

Blumpkiss by boobonic April 5, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022