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Blump-kiss 

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.
Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed
Blump-kiss by USPFCMC March 8, 2023

blumpkiss 

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.
I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.
blumpkiss by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014

Blumpkiss 

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.
I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.
Blumpkiss by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020
Kissing someone while they poop (like a blumpkin but tamer).
Sarah: I gave my boyfriend a blumpkiss while he was on the toilet.
Jess: you guys must really love each other!
Blumpkiss by boobonic April 5, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026