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what dan howell called his best friend, phil lester on a younow.
"...makes you feel like a terrible blerson."
blerson by fpejoseph November 1, 2016
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Only the best. Great lovers . Usually a genious. Extreamly good looking! You want to be a Bledsaw.
How do I become a Bledsaw?
Bledsaw by Bledsaw October 17, 2008

Blernsted 

When a person is so unbelievable fucked up that their body has transcended homeostasis.
*someone is blacked out but functioning*
Holy fuckin shit boys, he's blernsted.
Blernsted by blernest February 27, 2020

if it bleeds it leads

basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.
Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!

Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.

If it bleeds, we can kill it 

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.

Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.


blerdeeder 

to express frustration, or used when there is nothing else to say
"I killed you 53 times on Team Fortress 2 last night!"
"Blerdeeder!!"
blerdeeder by Razmataz February 2, 2014