bleaf

Someone who is found to be blind and also deaf.

I'm standing right infront of you talking and you walked right into me, you dumbarse bleaf.

by Jabey_baby October 3, 2006

bleaf

Where ur penis wont stop growing
I love E.H <3

Guy 1: "Why is ur penis so large?"
Guy 2: "The doctor said i have bleaf syndrome, he said it will never stop growing"

by Sex God 5000 May 10, 2011

bleaf

someone who can't smell.

oh em gee, my mother is bleaf! she can't smell kayla!

by Trevorlicious January 31, 2008

Bleafing

The act of butt chugging bleach and/or other disinfectants to clear the body of the "Rona".

The wife and I are planning on bleafing this afternoon because as they always say, "a bottle a day keeps the Rona away!".

by 2atwafl April 25, 2020

Bleaf

Being/acting both blind and deaf as a means of acting cool.

Do you even bleaf bro?

by intrabloom December 4, 2019

bleaf

when someone is blind and deaf

Are you guys bleaf.

by gschul16 March 20, 2024