by futuramafan February 5, 2008
Bleach is liquid used for laundry and home cleaning. It whitens and disinfects. Removes invisible body soil detergent can leave behind. Provides unbeatable whitening. Removes tough stains. Disinfects laundry and sanitizes household surfaces.
by QHash May 23, 2005
To bleach someone is to videotape them drowning to death in a glass cage, soak their dead body in a bathtub of bleach (hence the name), and then proceed to lay the body on a table, and suspend ones self above the table via hooks in the skin on ones back. At this stage one would masturbate onto the dead body while watching the videotape of them drowning.
This term is based on the way Carl Rudolph Stargher kills his victims in the psychological thriller film "The Cell" released in 2000.
The term is most commonly used in a humourous context.
This term is based on the way Carl Rudolph Stargher kills his victims in the psychological thriller film "The Cell" released in 2000.
The term is most commonly used in a humourous context.
by muso1991 April 19, 2008
a very powerful base, which upon consumption corrodes the lining of the esophagus, and mucus lining of the stomach. If regurgitated, it will do the same on the way back up.
You can get expelled for giving it to another student, if you go to school in the public school system.
You can get expelled for giving it to another student, if you go to school in the public school system.
Emo Guy: Oh my god! I can't take it! I have to die! But how!?
Goth Guy: Go drink a pint of bleach and cry about it in the dark while you cut yourself, you annoying little bitch!
Goth Guy: Go drink a pint of bleach and cry about it in the dark while you cut yourself, you annoying little bitch!
by Cannibalized May 25, 2005
by Matt13579 January 12, 2008
A anime/manga that tried to usurp some of the popularity of the Yu-Yu Hakusho genre, and in the end managed to get an enormous fanbase from 14-16 year olds who deem themselves "too cool" for other anime like Naruto. It was brilliantly put on the Adult Swim programming block in America, allowing mild profanity and more violence, which only added to the smugness of the aforementioned 14-16 year olds. While most people would watch if it was literally the only thing on TV, it is very overrated and most intelligenet people should not watch it as most of the ideas in it are unoriginal and the characters are usually stereotypical and over dramatic.
Dan: Jesus Christ man, Naruto suxxxxx big time! Bleach is liek da shiz!
Will: Dude, just because you stopped watching Naruto doesn't mean it sucks. It just got old, like Bleach very soon will. And besides, the show is a freaking carbon copy of Yu Yu Hakusho.
Will: Dude, just because you stopped watching Naruto doesn't mean it sucks. It just got old, like Bleach very soon will. And besides, the show is a freaking carbon copy of Yu Yu Hakusho.
by a someewhat smart guy July 25, 2009
Bleach is a cleaning detergent.
Bleach is also an anime/manga series that steals from Naruto, but it is still relatively good.
The plot is some orange-haired kid named Ichigo who discovers a flat-chested girl named Rukia, and gets some crazy powers, called Shinigami powers.
Rukia gets kidnapped by her crazy older brother but not older brother, Byakuka, and gets locked in a tower and does virtually nothing for like, a hundred chapters.
Ichigo, and a bunch of other people, go to save Rukia. Turns out some talking cat is actually a woman who wears a safety-glow orange top!
Then, apparently, there's this plot about going to a hollow world or something like that after they save Rukia, but I didn't read far enough, since I found the series utterly boring and the best part was No Name or whatever the hell that big-nosed hollow was called.
It contains a wonderful cast of characters, including the Hunny and Mori (OHHC) of the Soul Society, a hollow that enjoys raping people, a girl with an amazingly large chest, and emo kid who sews and is so not gay and a man who resembles an oreo cookie except ugly as hell, no where near reaching Zetsu's (Naruto) level of attractiveness or coolness. In passing, this oreo man acts like even more of a pedophile than the Mori of the Soul Society.
Watch Bleach if you want a cast of characters that pretty good, a plot that drags out incredibly long and if you want to see ridiculously fake injuries.
Read if you want the raping hollow (who is horribly tuned down in the anime) and yet again, good cast of characters and overly long plot.
Bleach is also an anime/manga series that steals from Naruto, but it is still relatively good.
The plot is some orange-haired kid named Ichigo who discovers a flat-chested girl named Rukia, and gets some crazy powers, called Shinigami powers.
Rukia gets kidnapped by her crazy older brother but not older brother, Byakuka, and gets locked in a tower and does virtually nothing for like, a hundred chapters.
Ichigo, and a bunch of other people, go to save Rukia. Turns out some talking cat is actually a woman who wears a safety-glow orange top!
Then, apparently, there's this plot about going to a hollow world or something like that after they save Rukia, but I didn't read far enough, since I found the series utterly boring and the best part was No Name or whatever the hell that big-nosed hollow was called.
It contains a wonderful cast of characters, including the Hunny and Mori (OHHC) of the Soul Society, a hollow that enjoys raping people, a girl with an amazingly large chest, and emo kid who sews and is so not gay and a man who resembles an oreo cookie except ugly as hell, no where near reaching Zetsu's (Naruto) level of attractiveness or coolness. In passing, this oreo man acts like even more of a pedophile than the Mori of the Soul Society.
Watch Bleach if you want a cast of characters that pretty good, a plot that drags out incredibly long and if you want to see ridiculously fake injuries.
Read if you want the raping hollow (who is horribly tuned down in the anime) and yet again, good cast of characters and overly long plot.
Person1: People only like Bleach because of the big boobs and hot Shinigami.
Person2: NOOOOOOO! TEH PLOT IS SO AWESOOOOOOOME.
Person1: Suuuuuuuuuuure.
Person2: NOOOOOOO! TEH PLOT IS SO AWESOOOOOOOME.
Person1: Suuuuuuuuuuure.
by >:{D January 9, 2008