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blastover 

A bold tattoo that's tattooed on top of old, faded, or soft tattoos with little regard for them. NOT a coverup, where the goal is to completely cover up the old tattoo and try to make it look like there was nothing there before using calculated shapes, dark shading, and bold saturated colors. A blastover doesn't care if you can see what was there before, as long as it is black and bold enough to steal the focus. The tattoo(s ) you had before become a subtle and unimportant background for your new powerful tattoo.
' I really don't like my sleeve anymore, it's too colorful and hard to make out what's going on, I think I wanna get it covered up.'
'Covering up a sleeve, would be very diffult and expensive. Even if you just blacked most of it out. Its all faded and soft, why don't you just get some blastovers? Just ignore what you have and tattoo bold, black tattoos on top of it, that garbage sleeve could look real dope as a background for some heavy tattoos, like you don't give a fuck though.'
blastover by mr.burnside May 29, 2017
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bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer
after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer
bastometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007
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blastered 

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...
After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

Blastered 

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe
Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!
Blastered by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

blastered 

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.
Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.
blastered by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

blastered 

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man
blastered by mzstress June 13, 2018

blustomers 

A term for black customers in an establishment which exhibit characterically different behavior from white customers and others.
Theres a few blustomers coming in. Here we go Ricky... (somehow 9 minutes pass taking an order that would normally take 39 seconds.)
blustomers by Mack77 April 17, 2024