Top Definition
a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer
after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer
by liz and claire September 18, 2007
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