Blasting Yeezus 

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.

Blasting Yeezus by Mrkky June 10, 2018

man blasting

Assembling LED video panels in an aggressive manner.

Hey bro, those Screenworks guys are totally man blasting that screen together.

man blasting by Super Rad Kids June 8, 2017

Awkward Blastoise 

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

Awkward Blastoise by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

Wall Blasting 

something idiots at my school did
five or more people slamming themselves into a bathroom wall or stalls or something
they are idiots

Idiots got our school on lock down Wall Blasting.

Wall Blasting by whatiswrongwithpeople March 12, 2015

Blastoise 

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

Blastoise by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

blastastic 

fantastic + blast = blastastic

"did you have fun"
"yea, i had a blastastic time"

blastastic by mikez December 6, 2006

blasting the heat 

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.

"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."

blasting the heat by TheMerryWebSir May 3, 2014