Gettin fucked up, and then throwing ur fingers into a bitches cooter. Usually resulting in extreme pleasure for both the female and the male.
After i got hammered off of Red Dogg, me and my bitch went up stairs and i started finger-blastin the shit out of her. Bitch got nasty wet!
by Cooter Blaster January 17, 2009
The art of sucessfully launching a long solid fully formed excretion from the anal cavity, which is in need of no wipping with toilet paper.
While camping you've accidently forgot to bring your toilet paper, this is when the talent of blastin' a duke comes in handy!
by John the Duke July 25, 2006
The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.
Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦
by Punnymuthalikr January 1, 2017
by slacck_ August 25, 2023
when you have and overly saggy nutsack and you can hold it in yer hands like a waist belt and slap people in the face with yer nutz. kinda like teabagging but you run up and blast them in the face with yer ball bag
guy 1: we should do some serious bag blastin at this party tonight...
Guy 2: fuck yea, some chicks are gonna get bag blasted for sure!
Guy 2: fuck yea, some chicks are gonna get bag blasted for sure!
by mrcreeper April 17, 2009
by steelers570 January 12, 2010
by DerDreD May 9, 2019