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Beast Magician 

A person, usually of beastly qualities, that can perform feats of such a beastly nature, it is said to be blasphemy, or Magic.

The initials of a Beast Magician are B.M.

Anyone that says that B.M. stands for bowel movement is a person that obviously has no confidence about their social standing, so they must make jokes about different topics in the field of excrement.
Person 1: "Yo, that guy is such a Beast Magician, hey, he's a B.M.!!!!"
Person 2: "He's a bowel movement?" (Looks for approval from his friends that he is funny)
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2's "friends": Yeah, you are lame.
Beast Magician by XxiLuSiOnZxX April 23, 2011
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Magical beast man 

An ultimate man, the only person that can use Duck Magic
I met a person today, I swear they were magical beast man.

blastmagic 

the art of cuming inside a girls mouth so much that she chokes on it while eating a cherry
dude lisa just got a doce of blastmagic
blastmagic by bladetrinity333 October 26, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026