Blasphemy

Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.

Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.

by BarnyRd September 3, 2019

Blasphemy

A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason

Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019

blasphemied

To temporarily diminish physical and mental control by means of alcoholic liquor.

Let's get blasphemied!

by badclothes September 17, 2007

Blasphemy

Dunking a cookie in water

*dunking a cookie in water* That’s blasphemy!!!

by Ordinary_llama February 11, 2018

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Musical Blasphemy

A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.

Ghost: WHAT IS THIS MUSICAL BLASPHEMY~!?

by Severe Autism January 12, 2019