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2.
a monster so ugly and/or scary that it can only be explained by blarg
"OMFG its a blargmonster!"
by Jeremy Wang March 08, 2007
 
1.
a person that rambles on while writing in a blog.
A blargmonster is an idiot that cannot stop rambling on while posting a blog.
by LizaLipz February 03, 2008